farnaz:

drunktrophywife:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


 Why not

free Him

farnaz:

drunktrophywife:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

Why not

free Him

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)


(Source: iffydoyoudo)


(Source: sparrowshy)


unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)


Smokey the bear is having none of your shit today, Jack.
DM after the sorcerer almost set a forest on fire. While fighting a bear.

evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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(Source: awwww-cute)


hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”


hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house


(Source: monetizeyourcat)


314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere)


fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded


open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES


(Source: sewerhawk)