givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and send this to some other people if you feel like it I guess

dang u fricker uhhh……

1. apparently im smart??? people keep telling me this

2. im good at arranging things in a visually pleasing manner so my professors make me do things a lot

3. i put together a sidetable with nothing but a pair of scissors in lieu of an actual screwdriver and it turned out okay im creative

4. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

5. i can eat 5 pounds of Spanish rice and only hate myself a little afterwards


lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)


rekkuuza:

名護せりか

(Source: beesmygod)


(Source: thelandofwtf)


lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


(Source: peterpansflight)


janedoodles:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Of COURSE IT’S AN ARNGE


literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog


africant:

thegreensanitarium:

sees cute animal

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sees a bug

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germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers)


realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  


say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead


garlicbreadsticks:

I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines